HOLLY MIRANDA SMALE

Writer, photographer, "rapper" and general technophobe takes on the internet in what could be a very, very messy fight. But it's alright: she's harder than she looks, and she's wearing every single ring she could get her hands on.







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Sunday, 15 March 2009

Keeping it in the family

Mum just emailed me: 

Who is being horrible, and how do I find them?

a) Mum, I don't think death-threatening strangers is going to win me any popularity contests. Remember? We tried that at primary school.

b) Is my mother the only person who will ever read my Blog? I can't decide if that's depressing or reassuring. I might as well just phone her.

c) re. 'Jogging/bikini' comment, mum, you know where to find dad. Go and get him for me.