Writer, photographer, "rapper" and general technophobe takes on the internet in what could be a very, very messy fight. But it's alright: she's harder than she looks, and she's wearing every single ring she could get her hands on.


Monday, 16 March 2009


Am a wally. Nobody 'broke into my Blog'. I just wrote the wrong thing in the wrong place. Goodness me: what a plonker I am. Sorry, mum. (Although, frankly, after your last email I was a little less suspicious anyway. At some stage you must have hit the italics button, because the rest of your message looked like this, and I did start to seriously doubt whether you had the technological capacity to start hacking into accounts.)